Foster - Pumped up kicks

Robert's got a quick hand
He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan
He's got a rolled cigarette
Hanging out of his mouth, he's a cowboy kid
He found a six-shooter gun
In his dad's closet with in a box of fun things
I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet

Daddy works a long day
He'll be coming home late and he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice
I've waited for a long time
Yeah the slight of my hand is now a quick pull-trigger
I reason with my cigarette
And say, "your hair's on fire, you must've lost your wits, yeah"

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet

Run run run run
Ru-ru-ru-run run run
Ru-ru-ru-run run run run
Ru-ru-ru-run run run ru-run run

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet

Cerita Lucu

Kumpulan Kata Kata Lucu Gokil

Doaku Pagi ini : Ya Tuhan jika dia jodohku dekatkanlah, tapi kalau dia bukan jodohku.
Temennya juga gak apa apa kok

Co : Neng, minta tanda tangannya dong
Ce : boleh, dimana bang?
Co : nih, di buku nikah
.
Budi : Gus, kok motor lo gaada spionnya?
Agus : Iya bro, Sengaja .Gue udah move on, ga mau ngeliat kebelakang lagi..Sakit hati gue, sakit.

SELAMAT!!!!!!
andalah pemenang door prize dari pasta gigi!
anda berhak untuk mendapatkan Mercedes Benz..
anda cukup mengirimkan 2 gigi depan anda beserta gusinya

Peringatan pemerintah : Hati2 THD smua ungkapan cinta dan rayuan lewat sms, karaa semuanya bohongan kecuali sms dari ku.

Pintar itu, bisa menguasai matematika, fisika, kimia, bhs inggris DLL | Cerdik itu, bisa mencontek org yg pintar.

Sukses dengan single "dimarahin Tuhan" anang-aurel sedang menyiapkan single terbaru berjudul "dipanggil Tuhan"

Co : Neng, kenapa ikan asin rasa'y asin
Ce : gak tau bang, Emang kenapa? 
Co : karena manisnya udah ada di kamu
Ce : #nelenikanasin

Kerjaan kamu apa berani lamar anak saya? | Nganggur pak, makanya saya cari lowongan di hati anak bapak

Ketika anda lihat setan jangan lah anda takut, takut lah ketika anda sedang ngaca

Jika kamu tak mampu meyakinkan dan memukau seseorang dengan kepintaranmu, bingungkan dia dengan kebodohanmu

Cintailah tetangga, Tetapi jangan sampai tertangkap basah.

Km Tau Gak?! BMG : Badan Meteorologi Geofisika, berubah nama jadi OMG setelah ngeliat paras secerah kamu.

Nama kamu ga mungkin jadi jawaban quiz, kecuali pertanyaannya "siapa wanita yang paling cantik?

Ce : Yank Kita Putus..
Co : Kenapa Say, Sayang sekali Padahal aku Baru Beli Mobil sama Rumah baru Lho
Ce : $_$ Hehehe, Aku Cuma Becanda Kok Say
Co : Dan Aku juga Becanda kok,wkwkwk #GUBRAKK
Ce : #Nelencowoknya

Hidup itu cuma sebentar, Ngejomblonya yang kelamaan.

Mau tau isi SMS Nazaruddin kepada SBY ketika tertangkap di Kolumbia?... nah ini dia isi SMS nya "Pak, saya Nazaruddin., ini no baru saya, tolong kirimi pulsa 10 ribu., jangan telpon atau sms, saya sedang ada masalah di kantor polisi Cartagena-Columbia" #ngakak

Kata Kata Lucu Gokil

Tips selamat berkendara :
1. Berhenti saat lampu merah, jalan saat lampu hijau
2. Jgan berkendara sambil joget2
3. Jangan tiduran di jalan
4. Kalau jalannya belok jgan lurus.

Kenangan indah bersamamu akan ku ingat sampai lupa.

Setinggi-tingginya burung bangau terbang, akhirnya jadi kecap juga.

Suatu hari ada angin puting beliung yang dahsyat, rumah2 rata dengan tanah tetapi anehnya ada sebuah warung yang masih berdiri dengan tegak, setelah di selidiki ternyata warung itu menjual TOLAK ANGIN pantes aja warungnya gak rubuh

Manusia VS Cicak
Manusia lagi santai baca koran tiba-tiba Cicak beol tepat mengenai si Manusia.
Sambil marah-marah
Manusia :"Cicak, sialan lu. beol lu kena gue nich !"
Dengan pede cicak menjawab
Cicak :"Manusia, dasar tidak tahu diri. tau gak gue terbeol-beol gini gara-gara seharian nahan plafon rumah lu ini
biar tidak runtuh !!"

Andaikan pacaran itu seperti Esia. "Pacar putus? Kami ganti!"

Co : Neng abang punya tebakan nih
Ce : apaan bang?
Co : Cecak apa yang bisa bikin mati? 
Ce : Cecak beracun
Co : Salah..!!
Ce : terus apa dong? 
Co : Cecak nafas kalo ngeliat senyum manismu.
Ce : #Keselekcecak

Budi : yah masa tadi disekolah aku dikatain suka sesama jenis. padahal kan aku ga homo.
bokap : kamu tonjok dong yg ngatain kamu kaya begitu.
Budi : ah ga tega yah. abis yg ngatain aku ganteng bgt tau yah. macho lagi orangnya.. #maho

Agus : nek bagi duit dong 
Nenek : oh mau jajan ya cu. nih #ngasi duit Rp50
Agus : yaelah nek duit segini dapet apaan.
Nenek : dulu mah pas nenek seumuran kamu duit segitu disupermarket bisa dapet parfum,coklat toblerone,coklat silverqueen,es krim,ciki, minuman botol 1 liter,sampo, sabun mandi, sabun colek, indomie,sarimie, 1 kotak cococrunch, susu bubuk, susu kaleng dan masi banyak lagi cu. 
Agus : anjrit nek. ampe bisa ngeborong
Nenek : wets iya dong cu. tapi sekarang udah susah cu 
Agus : emang kenapa nek 
Nenek : iya soalnya disupermarket sekarang udah banyak CCTV

Udin : hai cantik boleh kenalan.?
Rahma : Boleh
Udin : nama kamu siapa.?
Rahma : Rahma
Udin : Wuidih namanya secantik orangnya
Rahma : Makasih
Udin : kalo boleh tau lengkapnya apa.?
Rahma : RAHMAT SISWANTO

kamu kalo udah gede nanti mau jadi apa nak.?
pragawati bu. | GA BOLEH.! | yaudah jadi suster aja | KAGA BOLEH JUGA | yaudah jadi pramugari ya bu | APALAGI ITU. GA BOLEH | ini ga boleh itu ga boleh. kenapa sih bu.? | *nangis kejer* KAMU ANAK LAKI PAIJO*

Dulu papaku nyuruh aku sekolah sampai jenjang S3. Setelah ketemu kamu, aku cuma mau sampe ke jenjang pernikahan

Ce : bang, boleh minjem namanya ga.?
Co : buat apaan neng.?
Ce : ntar buat dijadiin nama belakang anak-anak kita

Sedekahnya mbak. Kasiani saya. Saya org susah. | Saya jg org susah pak. | Punya mobil gt. Susah apaan? | Susah move on

Talking to the moon - Bruno Mars

I know you’re somewhere out there,
Somewhere far away
I want you back
I want you back.

My neighbors think I’m crazy,
But they don’t understand
You’re all I had
You’re all I had.

At night when the stars light up my room,
I sit by myself,

Talking to the moon
Tryin’ to get to you
In hopes you’re on the other side
Talking to me too
Or am I a fool?
Who sits alone
Talking to the moon

I’m feeling like I’m famous,
The talk of the town.
They say I’ve gone mad.
Yeah, I’ve gone mad.

But they don’t know what I know,
‘Cause when the sun goes down
Someone’s talking back.
Yeah, they’re talking back.

At night when the stars light up my room,
I sit by myself,

Talking to the moon
Tryin’ to get to you
In hopes you’re on the other side
Talking to me too
Or am I a fool?
Who sits alone
Talking to the moon

Do you ever hear me calling?
‘Cause every time, I’m talkin’ to the moon
Still tryin’ to get to you

In hopes you’re on the other side
Talking to me too
Or am I a fool?
Who sits alone
Talking to the moon

I know you’re somewhere out there,
Somewhere far away…

Diamonds - Rihanna

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond

Find light in the beautiful sea
I choose to be happy
You and I, you and I
We’re like diamonds in the sky

You’re a shooting star I see
A vision of ecstasy
When you hold me, I’m alive
We’re like diamonds in the sky

I knew that we’d become one right away
Oh, right away
At first sight I left the energy of sun rays
I saw the life inside your eyes

So shine bright, tonight you and I
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shining bright like a diamond
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shining bright like a diamond
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Palms rise to the universe
As we moonshine and molly
Feel the warmth, we’ll never die
We’re like diamonds in the sky

You’re a shooting star I see
A vision of ecstasy
When you hold me, I’m alive
We’re like diamonds in the sky

At first sight I felt the energy of sun rays
I saw the life inside your eyes

So shine bright, tonight you and I
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shining bright like a diamond
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shining bright like a diamond
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond

So shine bright, tonight you and I
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond

The show - Lenka

Intro:
I'm just a little bit caught in the middle
Life is a maze and love is a riddle
I don't know where to go I can't do it alone I've tried
And I don't know why

Verse-One:
Slow it down
Make it stop--
Or else my heart is going to pop
'Cause it's too much
Yeah, it's a lot
To be something I'm not

I'm a fool
Out of love
'Cause I just can't get enough

Chorus:
I'm just a little bit caught in the middle
Life is a maze and love is a riddle
I don't know where to go I can't do it alone I've tried
And I don't know why

Bridge:
I am just a little girl lost in the moment
I'm so scared but I don't show it
I can't figure it out
It's bringing me down I know
I've got to let it go
And just enjoy the show

Verse-Two:
The sun is hot
In the sky
Just like a giant spotlight
The people follow the signs
And synchronize in time
It's a joke
Nobody knows
They've got a ticket to that show
Yeah

[Repeat Chorus & Bridge 2x]

Just enjoy the show

dum de dum
dudum de dum

Just enjoy the show

dum de dum
dudum de dum

Just enjoy the show

I want my money back
I want my money back
I want my money back

Just enjoy the show

I want my money back
I want my money back
I want my money back

Just enjoy the show